Friday, March 25, 2011

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PRONTO, MUY PRONTO...



Juan Gómez Pérez, consultor de "Prais Guaterjáus an Cúper"(P.G.A.C.), fue detenido ayer en las oficinas de esta empresa por «desafiar a los directivos, al utilizar en repetidas ocasiones un correctísimo español en su labor profesional», según consta en la denuncia presentada en la comisaría madrileña de la calle de la Luna.

El detenido, según los testigos, would have led to various scenes of terror language among their peers. The problems began in April, when Gomez Perez came to the company and insisted on putting the Product Manager in your business card, instead of 'Product Manager' that appeared in those of their peers.

"From the first day we surprised her attitude," said Francisco de Borja Holly-Guindaleda and Alvarez of Asturias, Account Manager (Account Manager) of JI-MAP, but never thought we would react with verbal violence that sent later. "

A month later, during the presentation of the commercial catalog, Gómez Pérez projected onto a screen several films that showed signs written in perfect Castilian, while commenting aloud graphs and figures from the company said in a speech totally devoid of Anglicisms.

the eyes of their peers - "horrified" by his own testimony, paraded dozens of phrases in the language of Cervantes without the consultant showed no embarrassment or shame for what he was doing. "The catalog of the company had been translated and, therefore, manipulated, 'said Managing Director (CEO), Juan Jacobo García-Carrizosa O'Callaghan Fontejudo:" This guy had replaced all the 'markets', 'targets', 'inputs', 'slides' and 'sponsors' ... by markets, objectives, inputs, slides and various other sponsors that were appearing.

"The result was that we did not understand anything about the presentation, causing general confusion." Furthermore, according to the petition, the prisoner would have changed the word 'outsourcing', 'finances' and 'transactions' by subcontractors, finance and transactions. "And it had been so wide, until we could get there," said indignantly responsible for PGC.

Pérez Gómez was unable to complete his presentation because it was reduced by two fellow company-the Phone & Door Manager (receptionist) and Surveillance Security Officer (security guard) - and tied to the arrival of local police, who put the consultant to justice. "He did it to cause", said yesterday Ramón Antúnez de Viedma and María Fernández-Malvarrosa PGC consultant, referring to the attitude of Gomez Perez.

"Who does he think he is?, Does a Vice President (VP)? Can not be so tacky. "Concluded the Manager's Ball (ball director). Must be a morning-singer of three to the quarter.

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