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Botellón

any teen
History:

This night you go to bottle with 9 friends. Decide to make a boat and put 10 € each. In total, you have € 100 to buy rum and coca-cola Admiral, plus some ice and cheats that to your battered Animate digestive system.
All goes well until four of your colleagues argue that for them in a bottle is necessary to order a pizza. The others do not be cool idea, because it is expensive and also one of them is intolerant of lactose and other allergic to gluten, so planteáis options:
The lactose intolerant proposes that anyone who wants to go to buy it for pizza your account, then you already juntaréis to the bottle.
The allergic to gluten, which is more conciliatory, he suggested that those who want to put pizza € 3 more to the pot, because the pizzas cost about 12 €, and buy everything at once.
The fat pizza lover, who does not walk very well peel, replica he, of its 10 €, wants 3 is devoted to pizza, since it is their money and he can decide how to spend it. His three henchmen agree with him.
As mathematics is not a lot you are cool, and not to argue with him, a little heavy when you put, you decide to give the reason and end of the 100 € that had you spend 12 years in order a pizza and the rest on booze and cheats.
The pizza they eat four.
Drink and cheats for all.
The truth is that you have not eaten pizza you put € 8.8 for what you have given yours, and 1.2 to the other, and in the end which I expected because agarráis between cheats, ice and coca-cola has not given you for all the Admiral you wanted.

PS: Read Me for Dummies:

• Botellón: English State (I particularly like this analogy)
• Boat: Taxes of the English Admiral Ron
• , coca-cola, ice and cheats: Health , education, roads and pensions
• Pizza: religious sects
• Lactose Intolerant: supporter to eliminate any cell of the tax return
• Allergic to gluten, according to the box but in favor of mark resulting in an increase of
• amount to provide heavy Gordito: Respondent to check the box to any sect
• Melopea unfinished:
precarious welfare state

PSII: was going to write a post about censorship and the Streisand effect, all very fashionable, but now this news has come and as every year, is a topic that I get really mad.

PSIII: Hyperbole is a literary license, if not ask him to Gongora and one of those.



Edit:

pSivida: The so-called "add-budget (money the state gave this association when using the 0.7% personal income tax taxpayers did not reach agreed to a minimum to reach that amount) was eliminated in 2007, thanks to God?, now with the tax return, the Church only get what the assignment is voluntary and some involuntary contributors for everyone else. ( http://www.revistaecclesia .com/content/view/23738/48 / ).